What's with the bloody cold weather right now? The worst thing about winter is how hard it is to get out of bed. I've had 12 hours sleep and the tv is on with an interview with will young on the tv with the remote miles away from me. Now usually Will Young would make me be violently ill and make me switch the channel in seconds. But because of the cold and the remote being away from me I was forced to watch about 15 minutes of that smug bastard discussing his homosexuality and his new records. Gutted.
Interesting morning in the Rooney household today. With the funeral all planned and organised there is now nothing to do but wait. I wish it was today so i could get it over with. But it's still a few days away of sitting around waiting patiently.
With the arrival of reflective David this spells trouble. Emotional David has still been held up somewhere. Maybe he missed his bus. So right now i have denial David and reflective David present with me. Reflective David is a bit of an ass to be honest. He accomplishes nothing with his reflectiveness but yet comes with his clever ideas of "lets look at facebook pictures and see what i was doing a year ago today" or going through photo albums. He achives nothing by making me do any of this except the realisation this time last year i was on formby beach. That's got nothing to do with anything that's happening right now and certainly doesn't achieve anything or make me feel better.
At least i have a holiday coming up which has been organised at the last minute. Right now it is my saving grace. A week monday i will jetting off to gran canaria for 7 precious days. Otherwise i would have been sat around for 2 weeks at home in my bedroom with the curtains drawn because there's a dead kittens body outside which has been run down (yeah true story).
Maybe i can put my house of cards in order and perhaps rebuild the slight train wreck that the world has endured from David Rooney in 2008. Obviously some of the actions of 2008 have been slightly amusing if not hysterical at times. But the actions of a man running with a full tank of petrol? Absolutely not. Maybe the sun, sea and spanish alcohol will rectify all this.
I think i'm going for lunch with will in a bit. A bit like an episode of sex and the city i hope. I'll be carrie and we can discuss how i had sex with 8 men last night in a huge orgy. It doesn't make me dirty or slaggish but it empowers womens kind! Yeah!
Until next time fans,
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